Comic books and obesity have a longstanding history. I have a longstanding history with both.
He would hit the spa soon. |
When fat characters were promoted to be stars on their own, they continued to feature in comedic stories. Ma Hunkel donned colorful longjohns and a cooking pot helmet to fight crime in parody fashion, finding herself missing a portion of her pants after her one appearance with the Justice Society. Bob Daley, decked out in lampshade and curtain and armed with broom, aided Mr. America in multiple Golden Age adventures as Fat Man.
When your superhero name is an epithet. |
I had dad bod before it was cool. |
As a child I wasn't that much overweight. However, I was larger than everyone else in my class with the exception of one morbidly obese boy. When you are different as a child, those differences are accentuated in the minds of your peers. To everyone, I was the fat guy. The fat nerd. I heard about it on nearly a daily basis. Sometimes in jest. Sometimes in derision. Sometimes both at the same time.
As a result, being fat became part of my identity. I never knew what it was like to be skinny. As such, I didn't put much effort into being skinny. I'm not sure I thought it was even possible. To be honest, I'm not sure I thought about it at all. I was just me, and that me was just fat.
No lie: those barbs hurt in person. |
As comics entered the modern era, fat villains embodied a wider diversity. Modern obese antagonists ranged from frightening to sympathetic. The Ventriloquist and Professor Pyg reflected the madness of the typical modern Batman villain. The post-Crisis Lex Luthor premiered as the classic paunchy businessman before slimming down (and de-aging). Chunk was introduced as an odd new addition to the Flash's rogues gallery before reforming and becoming a member of his supporting cast instead.
Not that she was wrong in her description. |
Much of this vitriol comes from a popular assumption that fat people are lazy and just don't care. While it's true that many obese people are medically capable of controlling their weight, the roots of the problem run deeper than simple motivation. I doubt many people relish the physical agony that overweight bodies experience, as joints and back muscles struggle to support mass greater than they are suited for. Few want to be looked at with disdain by the people around them. Spending more for things like clothes and health insurance while not being able to do simple physical activities are no one's idea of a benefit. To inflict this on yourself, something has to be wrong, sometimes medically but often psychologically. Yet in a world where addiction is now looked at as an illness, obesity is still often looked at as a moral failing, even by medical professionals, who have a tendency to bully the obese.
I experienced all of this as, over the years, I grew fatter. It was usually gradual enough that I barely noticed, but accelerated both when I reached the age where my youthful metabolism slowed and when I reached a point in my career where I was promoted into a job that I was wholly unhappy doing. Eventually, it became uncontrollable and I went into a health spiral: I was in pain and turned to food for comfort, which made things worse, which made me turn to food more. Becoming morbidly obese is like committing suicide in the slowest way possible, and I jumped off that cliff with both swollen feet.
Happens all the time to fat men. |
If this were a movie, I would have magically turned my life around the moment I met Eva. Beautiful, free spirited, and so amazingly complex, she realizes my romantic ideal in almost every way possible. I was so convinced that someone like her would have no interest in me that there's no way we'd be together today had she not made the first move. I like to think that I'm the frog she chose to kiss.
This is the point at which your body wants to stop working. |
Even after we became a couple, I continued my unhealthy habits. Then a few months into our relationship, after I completely exhausted myself walking with her through the city, she pointed out that if we were to continue on and start a family, I'd need to be in enough shape to properly care for our children. I was more than willing to make that possible, but I'd tried to diet in the past, and it never stuck. Don't try to diet, she told me. Instead, make some sustainable changes and see what happens. She wanted to get back into the shape she had when she was a model and participate in fitness competitions, and she suggested we could push each other. I had never thought about it from that perspective, and having someone in it with me was a welcome change. We outlined several changes I should make, and I was more than willing to give them a try. I now had a mission. I was also the heaviest I'd ever been, just shy of 500 pounds.
Time to hit the spa. |
Modern heroes at times struggled with more realistic depictions of creeping waistlines. Blue Beetle ate his way into ineffectiveness and had to improve his regimen to get back to fighting trim. Years of inactivity added paunches to Nite Owl II and Mr. Incredible, with both heroes lamenting their lost trim physiques. For these heroes, slimming down wasn't as easy as tricking Mr. Mxyzptlk into saying his name backwards. It required real work.
Like Blue Beetle, I am returning to proper shape. Just no one shoot me in the head. |
Sometimes the greatest supervillain is the you that you no longer wish to be. Fortunately for me, the good guy seems to be winning.
JL Franke is a fan of both hard science fiction and hard fantasy. He has been collecting comics for over 40 years and has been an on-and-off active member of online fandom for 25. Those interested can find other writings at his personal blog, NerdlyManor.com. When not geeking out, you may find him at a baseball park or cheering on his favorite college and pro football teams. In his spare time, he is chief scientist for a research and development laboratory somewhere in the Washington, DC greater metropolitan area.
Obesity in Superhero Comics: A Personal Journey
Reviewed by JL Franke
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Wednesday, November 29, 2017
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